Boy, If I Was Your Girlfriend

So i'm the phone, and the person im talking puts there little cousin on the phone. Here's the convo

Little Kid : Hi Devonte, I Mean Demonte

Me : Hi

Little Kid : Whatchu Doing

Me : Nothing

Little Kid : Wanna be my boyfriend ?

Me : I got a girlfriend already

Little Kid : SO What, Idgaf

Little Kid : Fuck yo girlfriend, stupid bitch

Me : -_-


-Demonte